8 Jony Ive parodies to help you process his Apple exit

Jony Ive is just too easy to parody.  Apple announced the longtime chief design officer's departure from the company on Thursday. In a statement, the company said Ive will launch his own design firm with Apple as his main client.  In the last decade, Ive has been particularly memorable for putting minimalism on a pedestal, explaining designs from the austere confines of a white background, and narrating product releases with his impossibly buttery voice.  Jony Ive can finally come out of that...